Brass players know the truth—Spit Happens! Whether you're mid-gig, mid-rehearsal, or just mid-sentence explaining why your floor is suddenly a hazard zone, this shirt says it all. Designed for musicians who embrace the mess with humor, this tee is perfect for trumpeters, trombonists, and anyone who's ever emptied a spit valve with pride. Play loud, drain often, and wear it like a badge of honor—because when you’re a brass player, Spit Happens!

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

T-shirt design by Charlie Porter
Illustration by Tessa Porter
©2025 Porter House Press

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!